CRITTLES SILLY JOKES!
What's the biggest ant of them all?
An eleph-ant! |
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What did the butterfly say when it missed the last train to California?
Oh my, I better-fly! |
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What did the caterpillar say to his pal?
I hate when I start the day off on the wrong foot! |
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What do you call an insect driving a funny-car?
A drag'n-fly! |
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What do you call a frog with horns?
A bull frog! |
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What did the hornet say to the barber?
Just give me a buzz! |
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What did the ladybug say to the shop owner when it didn't have enough money to buy some candy?
Can you spot me! |
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What do you get when you cross a sheep and an Iguana during the winter?
A bahhh-lizard! |
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What do you call two spiders who just got married?
Newly-webs! |
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Why did the snake cross the playground?
To get to the other slide! |
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What did the girl scorpion say to the boy scorpion that she liked?
I sure have a sting for you! |
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What did the salesman say to the haggling turtle?
Gee you sure are a hard shell! |
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